ic groupchat: furchat

[catsudon]

NAME:
Furchat

MEMBERS:

Anastasia Vasiliev
Karkat Vantas
Yuri Plisetsky

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[catsudon]

so karkitty has upgraded himself to lucifur
entirely on his own for the record

[alienates]

OH COME THE FUCK ON
I thought we were moving on from this
This is the exact opposite of moving on.

[catsudon]

See this is why I wondered why you brought it back

[alienates]

And you just brought it back AGAIN by making Anya aware that it is a thing!!!

[catsudon]

I had to endure "are you a furry" from Nastenka because of you, you get to endure the ongoing payback
You're welcome

[alienates]

Look, we all had to sit through a conversation questioning our furry affiliation at one point or another in our lives.
That doesn't mean I have to be punished for it even if it may be my fault.

[constellates]

lucifur?
nyahahahaha

[alienates]

ET TU, NYANYA

[constellates]

bathed in hellfur....

[you know like hellfire

yeah]

3/19 | it's romcom time

[constellates]

[apparently they were shushed at a matinee showing of a romcom but the thing is that there's still pressing questions to be asked here

like]

who has the starbursts ?
can they be in the center ?

oh it is starting

[alienates]

I thought I gave it to yo
Oh wait nvm I have them.
I think I sat on them they might be a little squished.

[catsudon]

nastenka you're middle guard you can hold everything
heres the popcorn

okay so which city is this
manhattan
metropolis
wow office jobs look sucky

[constellates]

[why is she now holding everything

carefully texts around popcorn and trying to peel a starburst]

what a small space to do a big job

wait
who are the player characters ?
wrong word
actor ?

[alienates]

The traffic says NYC but the streets were very clean??
So who the fuck knows.

Uhhhhh
I think it's supposed to be
Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock.
Wow I almost didn't recognize them wtf

[catsudon]

( steals popcorn that she's holding, ty anya )

who are they anyway
is office work anything like this
wait is the


deporting to canada
oh no someone call the mounted force
time to pick up one of their own
SERIOUSLY, CANADA?

[constellates]

[why has anya turned into a snack holder]

nyc hollywood version
but not in hollywood ?
or maybe is

this plan to avoid going back to canada does not seem well planned
but it is a romcom
which is why we are here

[she legitimately turns her head to look at karkat]

[alienates]

It's probably not in Hollywood.
It's actually a lot cheaper to film in other places. That's why you see people filming in Toronto a lot.

[ KARKAT TRIES VERY HARD TO IGNORE HER GAZE shut up ]

Most plans in romcoms are terrible. That's where the comedy aspect comes in?
Since plans in comedies are god awful in general.

4/9 | text

[constellates]

next time you have a crush
and do not confess or be direct
you cannot say

but anya !
you do not know what it is like to confess

now anya does

i have decided there are worse things

[when you send texts that are definitely just meant to go to your best bro but you are accidentally in a groupchat with your best bro and other good friend]

[alienates]

Wait
WAIT
WAIT!!!!!!

ANYA WHO DID YOU CONFESS TO WHAT HAPPENED

[constellates]

ryoji
i thought about wanting to date him
and i was starting to change my mind
i think
but he is seeing someone now
and i became worried
because i think ryoji has a lot of love
but if he gives all that love away it may hurt people
if he gives them hope that is not there
or follows different loves so fast
so i told him how it hurt me
a little bit
maybe it was not fair to let him know ?
i still do not know

the point is
i have done it now

[give her a minute to look at where exactly this went to and:]

oops
hi yuratchka

[alienates]

YuracOH
Yeah this is the group chat. Hey bro.

Moving onto more important matters
No it is completely fair to let him know?
I mean he did move onto another person pretty fast and the least he could have done was tell you that he also liked another person.
So that way shit like this wouldn't have come off as such a huge surprise.
Want me to punch him???

[catsudon]

Okay then I guess we're currently Teen Gossip Squad

Backing up but is Ryoji by any chance one of the guys who was helping out at the taco truck after R&J Nastenka?

[constellates]

it is not bad if yuratchka knows ?

but please do not punch him
he did not mean bad

and yes i think so

[catsudon]

Nastenka, you're the only one who can make that call, this is your love life. Apparently.

Anyway great, sounds like it was better things didn't go through considering he thought shoving a fork in my mouth was totally a great way of giving me a taco earlier tonight. Besides, anyone that freaking fickle isn't worth it.

[alienates]

I feel like there are some deep issues that he needs to work on considering how my first conversation with him went.

Anyway telling him what was on your mind is for the best because now he'd know better than to do anything like that again.
Especially considering who he's dating now.

[ yuuko told him.... ]