ic groupchat: furchat

[catsudon]

NAME:
Furchat

MEMBERS:

Anastasia Vasiliev
Karkat Vantas
Yuri Plisetsky

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Comments

[constellates]

yuratchka will overheat in his leopard jacket
for fashion !

it is not impossible to get vodka

[ . . . meanwhile why does anya know this]

[catsudon]

i wear this jacket every day do i look like i overheat

anya
it's disturbing how readily you typed that

( not so disturbing that he doesn't lean over to steal candy from her lap, eyes flicking back up to the screen )

oh good awkward first meetings with everyone are almost done

[alienates]

Yes
I wasn't going to say anything but you look like you run a marathon every day/

[ not really ]

And Anya knows every person in this city so it wouldn't be surprising if she knew someone who can easily get vodka.

Also I can't tell if the grandma likes her or not????

[constellates]

!!
karkat said more than i would
should we get yuratchka a new jacket ?

have you never been to cabin 11 or the inkwell ?

[anya those are bars]

the grandma is wonderful and i would like to hug her
grandparents are the best

[catsudon]

so you're saying i look athletic i fail to see a problem here

idk can you dance there
besides its not like with a fake id i pass for 21+ yet
trust me
its annoying when you want to audition at those kinds of places

grandparents are the best
plus she likes her
if she didnt wed hear abou tit
*about it

[alienates]

You know I am definitely not saying that you tiger humping moron.
What size jacket do you wear??

[ karkat don't insult yuri then offer to buy him a jacket ]

Is Cabin 11 the one that Luke dude owns?
I've been in there once.

Her expressions and some of her comments when they first met her implied that she did not.
Also I am taking your word for it for grandparents

[constellates]

medium

[she'll just answer for him it's fine]

yes ! that is lukes
the inkwell belongs to chuuya nakahara
he is like my uncle ?

grandparents are definitely the best
if she did not like her then there is probably good reason

[catsudon]

no one needs to know my size stop

he's like her uncle and he's embarrassed to send her hearts
though anya do you hang out at these places?

yeah, this.
though w/e i guess it's important to listen to whatever relatives you have but also be happy because
screw them

[alienates]

Too late it's been memorized.

I've been to Cabin 11 before but it was for that St Patrick's thing he had going when he let minors in??
But yeah Anya why are you hanging out at bars.

WELL
If your relatives have extremely valid reasons to dislike them then maybe they might have a point?
If they're like, "hey bro we saw your girlfriend kicking puppies and playing ding dong ditch at old people's houses" then MAYBE you should rethink the relationship.
If any of that is true and they aren't just lying because they hate your s/o for some inane reason.

[constellates]

it is not a big secret ?
or is it
not a good secret if anya knew

[not everyone is a hawk for details like you are anya]

there are always hours for minors at cabin 11 you should come with me more
because luke and occhan are there ! so they let me in and stay
sometimes there is music

never date someone who kicks puppies !
friendship rule !

[alright priorities they're in order clearly]

[catsudon]

more like it's not important what the hell both of you stop?!

( he's stopped paying attention because: )

that bird is so lit

( because the eagle stole the dog. or tried. really hard. he's right there cracking up. )

[alienates]

https://youtu.be/9gF2UySGZAU

[constellates]

[she had to double-check and turn her volume all the way down before she could open the link

and then she's too busy giggling at the combination of the two to respond

she manages to catch the candy on her lap before it falls but oh my goooood]

[catsudon]

( he then liberates the candy from Anya (Yuri now you're holding even more of everything) while glancing at her phone to see what Karkat had linked. who is too lazy to worry about volume?

this guy.

he snorts, eyes back on the screen as the dog's wrestled free, popping candy in his mouth while the scenes roll forward. )

Imagine her with kids

[alienates]

[ karkat will hold his hand out. give him candy. ]

Ok but what age bracket
Because each scenario will be hilariously bad for very different reasons.

[constellates]

she is trying her best ?

[question mark because

even anya isn't sure]

[catsudon]

( yuri, ever helpful, instead picks up one of anya's hands to give to karkat.

i mean he follows that up with candy.

but look.

it's how this goes. )

5-6 year olds first.

[alienates]

[ i guess karkat is just holding anya's hand now

and also has candy

goddammit yuri ]

She packs them a lunch for kindergarten.
The kid opens it and finds a granola bar and a coupon to Panera Bread.

[constellates]

[why

with one fumbling hand]

hannf bac oplz

[hand back please!! she wants to type and eat too]

[catsudon]

( yuri snorts in amusement... at anya's new predicament. she should just take her hand back.........................

yuri you did this )

i was thinking two coupons and a yogurt

[alienates]

Anya just let go

[ karkat you could also let go ]

Yogurt but she forgets to add in a spoFU CK
I dropped my candy

[constellates]

[ . . . she's not gonna let go

instead she's going to tap onto yuri's arm

and then point to the fallen candy

yuri help this is your fault]

[catsudon]

( anya are you serious

karkat are you serious

he gives her a flat look before leaning over her and basically presenting karkat with candy and an open mouth.

OPEN UP YOU'RE GETTING FED UNDROPPED CANDY??? )

[alienates]

[ this is

SO STUPID HOLY SHIT



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