ic groupchat: furchat

[catsudon]

NAME:
Furchat

MEMBERS:

Anastasia Vasiliev
Karkat Vantas
Yuri Plisetsky

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Comments

[constellates]

snow is also beautiful ?

karkat is already saying the future of the plot
but i agree i hope that she will be able to find love out of work
family and friends and love are important too

[catsudon]

we're russian we can handle the snow
you might be sol but we've got it

i think winter in alaska is all darkness and alcohol
parts of russia can be that way too but it's more cool in russia
okay fine find love wherever but why doesnt he get a choice in this
i object this plot is stupid

( and to show his displeasure he steals the popcorn back from Anya's lap

he says all this like he won't be watching and getting pulled into the narrative, just wait, friends )

[alienates]

I cannot believe you are just going to leave me to freeze to death you fucker

Fake married is a very classic trope.
Just wait, I am sure your opinions on it will sway in time.
Also I saw that. You're hogging the popcorn.

[constellates]

[hold on, anya's going to take a second to use the little tray they were given to hold all their food to pick up some of the popcorn from the bag in yuri's lap and put it in the tray

and then give the tray to karkat

and then reach over to take some popcorn from yuri

of course this does not give her a lot of time to respond but she still tries]

anya has never been to russia
yuratchka is being silly
he will the only one who will not freeze
i think it is still worth it

[what]

[catsudon]

it's probably in the blood
also it's called layers Karkat
l a y e r s
are both of you not able to you know
wear multiple layers of clothing like a sane person in winter does anyway

( take a full handful of popcorn SHOVED UNCERIMONIOUSLY IN HIS MOUTH following that text. yeah he's hogging this. also his opinions on fake marriage won't improve. screw fake marriage.

(his opinions will not change on the trope, but he will have different thoughts on this film in particular.) )

[alienates]

[ later on, karkat and yuri will have a debate on the fake marriage trope. ]

It just seems easier to put on a shirt and then a hoodie or something??
And having to take off clothes as the day gets warmer seems like such a hassle.
What if I don't have a backpack or something?
Where will I put my jacket after I enter a warm building?

[constellates]

the cold here is different from the cold in russia ?
and also probably alaska
but i still think it would be fun to go

look his family is so nice
my heart is happy for him
i hope that she loves his family too

[catsudon]

( a debate where no one will win, because Fake and Marriage are Hot Button Issues for the bastard in this conversation )

when you both die from exposure i'll forget to say anything other than "karkat was lazy" and "nastenka thought it would be fun"
karkat there are so many answers to your questions
starting with
you know
carrying it over a shoulder
pulling a vitya and tying it around your waist
shoving it off on a friend
throwing it in the air and running off
or BEING WHERE IT'S STILL SO COLD ALL YOU DO IS UNZIP IT

his family would understand
maybe
unless they're people with heated tile floors

[alienates]

His family is barely dressed for the cold!!
There is no proof so far that they know how to wear layers.
In fact, the general lack of a lot of visible layers has me believing that maybe I had a point after all.

[ karkat there are layers, just not as extreme as you are picturing because it is very clearly not winter time. ]

Anyway even if we die exposure you'll die of boredom because what is there to do in Canada without us??
Probably nothing. It's why she doesn't want to go back.

[constellates]

what is the word for
focusing on small things
hm

yarnplucking ?

no ! nitpicking

there is nitpicking happening

[catsudon]

lucifur is a master at nitpicking
and they're all wearing layers, karkat
if i have to demonstrate this later i will

and i'm sure if nothing else there's what, probably vodka

( dont pretend you drink yuri )

[alienates]

This entire line of conversation is asking to be nitpicked!!
You can't tell me that you have ever had a jacket and then it turned out to not be cold so you were highly inconvenienced by having to drag this jacket around in inappropriate weather?

Also then what the hell are the underaged people doing if the answer is vodka?

[constellates]

yuratchka will overheat in his leopard jacket
for fashion !

it is not impossible to get vodka

[ . . . meanwhile why does anya know this]

[catsudon]

i wear this jacket every day do i look like i overheat

anya
it's disturbing how readily you typed that

( not so disturbing that he doesn't lean over to steal candy from her lap, eyes flicking back up to the screen )

oh good awkward first meetings with everyone are almost done

[alienates]

Yes
I wasn't going to say anything but you look like you run a marathon every day/

[ not really ]

And Anya knows every person in this city so it wouldn't be surprising if she knew someone who can easily get vodka.

Also I can't tell if the grandma likes her or not????

[constellates]

!!
karkat said more than i would
should we get yuratchka a new jacket ?

have you never been to cabin 11 or the inkwell ?

[anya those are bars]

the grandma is wonderful and i would like to hug her
grandparents are the best

[catsudon]

so you're saying i look athletic i fail to see a problem here

idk can you dance there
besides its not like with a fake id i pass for 21+ yet
trust me
its annoying when you want to audition at those kinds of places

grandparents are the best
plus she likes her
if she didnt wed hear abou tit
*about it

[alienates]

You know I am definitely not saying that you tiger humping moron.
What size jacket do you wear??

[ karkat don't insult yuri then offer to buy him a jacket ]

Is Cabin 11 the one that Luke dude owns?
I've been in there once.

Her expressions and some of her comments when they first met her implied that she did not.
Also I am taking your word for it for grandparents

[constellates]

medium

[she'll just answer for him it's fine]

yes ! that is lukes
the inkwell belongs to chuuya nakahara
he is like my uncle ?

grandparents are definitely the best
if she did not like her then there is probably good reason

[catsudon]

no one needs to know my size stop

he's like her uncle and he's embarrassed to send her hearts
though anya do you hang out at these places?

yeah, this.
though w/e i guess it's important to listen to whatever relatives you have but also be happy because
screw them

[alienates]

Too late it's been memorized.

I've been to Cabin 11 before but it was for that St Patrick's thing he had going when he let minors in??
But yeah Anya why are you hanging out at bars.

WELL
If your relatives have extremely valid reasons to dislike them then maybe they might have a point?
If they're like, "hey bro we saw your girlfriend kicking puppies and playing ding dong ditch at old people's houses" then MAYBE you should rethink the relationship.
If any of that is true and they aren't just lying because they hate your s/o for some inane reason.

[constellates]

it is not a big secret ?
or is it
not a good secret if anya knew

[not everyone is a hawk for details like you are anya]

there are always hours for minors at cabin 11 you should come with me more
because luke and occhan are there ! so they let me in and stay
sometimes there is music

never date someone who kicks puppies !
friendship rule !

[alright priorities they're in order clearly]

[catsudon]

more like it's not important what the hell both of you stop?!

( he's stopped paying attention because: )

that bird is so lit

( because the eagle stole the dog. or tried. really hard. he's right there cracking up. )

[alienates]

https://youtu.be/9gF2UySGZAU

[constellates]

[she had to double-check and turn her volume all the way down before she could open the link

and then she's too busy giggling at the combination of the two to respond

she manages to catch the candy on her lap before it falls but oh my goooood]