ic groupchat: furchat

[catsudon]

NAME:
Furchat

MEMBERS:

Anastasia Vasiliev
Karkat Vantas
Yuri Plisetsky

IMAGE:

Comments

[alienates]

Ok no I am putting a stop to the puns right now.
Right meow?
Wait. No. Now.

[constellates]

karkat would want the last joke
i hope he is feline purroud

[catsudon]

Officially you're both hopeless, in case anyone was wondering.
The wondering can end.
Now you know.

[alienates]

You are just as bad as the rest of us and do not pretend otherwise.

[constellates]

we are all hopeless together

[catsudon]

Yes but I managed not to cat-pun first, so I'm winning.
In a losing race.
But still winning.

[alienates]

If you're winning something this absurd then doesn't that make you the real loser here

[constellates]

yuri does not know how to have fun in a losing race ?

[alienates]

Wow
Maybe you should teach him, Anya?

[catsudon]

Wow
Anya's not a loser she couldn't

[constellates]

please do not compliment me but insult karkat at the same time
my feelings are confused

[alienates]

It's how we show we care about each other.
凸^•ﻌ•^凸
(Don't look at that Anya, that's for Yuri.)

[catsudon]

凸^•ﻌ•^凸 you too buddy
凸^•ﻌ•^凸 you too

( this is still the cutest way to flip the BIRD DAMMIT KARKAT )

[constellates]

so you are friends ?
this is sweet

[alienates]

I'm not even surprised that out of all of that, that is what you decide to focus on.

[catsudon]

Nastenka, no

[constellates]

yuratchka yes
i do not think i am wrong

[catsudon]

lucifur are we friends

[alienates]

Furriends

[constellates]

it counts

[catsudon]

okay no cut the bs and the puns for five minutes
seriously karkat are we friends

( anya understands why he's asking this KARKAT IF HE HAS TO FREAKING ACTUALLY CALL YOU )

[alienates]

Uhhh



Are
We???

[constellates]

this is for you to decide on your own

but is there another word
for someone that you text
and talk to
and are in a group chat with
and have jokes with
and have nicknames for
and like ?

anya does not know it

[is she dragging them]

1/2

[catsudon]

anya you try befriending dangerous animals
i mean that literally remember the chocobo that tried taking your hand off

( honestly, he can explain all of the above away as acquaintences, because he's that reserved at heart and he's never confessed anything to Karkat that he'd be unable to handle having thrown back in his face. or perhaps that he'd be unwilling to have thrown back in his face. it's what he expects from the world.

no... what actually makes him think, "maybe Anya has a point," is three-fold: Anya had needed to point this out to him before; Karkat had used the word (pun or not) first; and Yuri does not imagine he'd run out of his shower early to text Dante a cat meme he'd just remembered, and he technically has texted, unfortunately talked to, thankfully not been in a group chat with, has unwanted mean spirited jokes with, has nicknames for, and absolutely dislikes for the disrespect that lay between them.

but no.

no, he wouldn't interrupt his own activities to text jack-all to Dante.

and he does for Karkat. )

2/2

[catsudon]

Oh.

Karkat.

Do you want to be friends or not?